Poem #4: Rhyme

This poem here doth truly rhyme,
I wrote it in so little time.

Poem #3: Applause

Applause applause applause applause
Applause applause applause
Applause applause applause applause
Applause applause a-chores

Poem #2: Cricket

All white, what a night,
Ball red, front foot led,
Down the green, swinging, mean,
"All out!" umpires shout.

Poem #1: Michael

By Jove, Gove!
Put the kettle on the stove, Gove.
I don't know when you arrove, Gove.
I'm beginning to loathe Gove.
Oh no (ve), Gove!